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Gorgeous Celebs With Small Breasts

Breast augmentation is the leading form of cosmetic surgery for women, but this just goes to show that having a “perfect C cup” isn’t everything. Here are some gorgeous celebrities rocking A’s and B’s.


Natalie Portman


Debra Messing


Kate Hudson


Kiera Nightley


The Olsen Twins


Kate Bosworth


Cameron Diaz


Rachel Bilson


Julia Stiles


Ali Larter

Categories: Random

Updates

Just a few quick updates.

The Take Steps Walk was awesome! The trail we walked was beautiful and it wasn’t too terrible hot outside that day. We also went to the Midwest Reptile Show earlier that morning and bought a new female ball python, which currently makes 6 snakes all together. I haven’t gotten around to posting the photo to flickr yet, but hang tight.

It seems IlluminateMB’s server has crashed. :-( But I have definite plans to make a new board in due time, so please be patient, and if you are interested in helping me out with it and being a co-admin, that would be great! Just let me know.

Thanks to Melanie for the link to You’re A Grown Man. Haha! That site is great and made my day! Everyone should check it out.

Categories: Random, Site Updates

Formspring.me

So I signed for a formspring account some couple of months ago. I wasn’t totally sure about it, thinking it might be just another passing fad, but it has proved to bring something a little different to the table on the internet scene. I have gotten some really great questions, especially lately and many of which I haven’t gotten to responding to yet, but I will very soon. Here is the link: http://formspring.me/missashxo

So if you have question you’d like to ask, don’t be shy! If you have a formspring account, feel free to link it in the comments. I am always looking for more people to follow.

Categories: Random

Megan Renee Jewelry

April 17, 2010 Ashley Pariseau 6 comments

Have you ever had that pleasantly proud feeling of seeing one of your old friends from grade school become a big success as an adult? You see them and say, “I used to hang out with her!” Well that’s how I feel about my friend Megan. This lovely woman has her own rising business as a jewelry designer called Megan Renee Jewelry. She designs and handcrafts custom pieces detailed in Swarovski crystals. Many big names have worn her jewelry including (all pictured wearing Megan Renee) model and actress Irina Voronina, celebrity interior designer Kelli Ellis, Deal or No Deal’s Hayley Marie Norman, and several others.

Look at how beautiful her pieces are!
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Now that is true talent. Her designs are gorgeous! I love the variety of styles and colors, all very elegant and stylish. She also has good causes at heart with her awareness bracelets including Breast Cancer Awareness, Autism Awareness, and others.

The thing I find most admirable about Megan herself is that she exudes confidence and truly believes in herself. Her and I used to go to school together and hang outside of school when were were about 10 years old. I have always known of her to be a dreamer, but not an unrealistic dreamer. Obviously, she knows how to turn her dreams into a reality.

If you are interested in checking out more of Megan Renee’s designs, check out her official website and online store at MeganReneeJewelry.com. Her designs are offered at very affordable prices. All necklaces are $30, all bracelets are $25, and all earrings are $18. You can’t beat that! Custom orders are available. Also, Mother’s Day is coming up shortly. What better gift to give your mom than a beautiful design by Megan Renee? Also, be sure to stop by her myspace, facebook, and twitter page.

Categories: Random, Writing

Funny Tampon Ads

A couple of tampon ads mocking other tampon ads.

Site News!
I have some exciting site news! I finally will be launching something I have been wanting for some time now…a message board perhaps? Yep! Breanne from guitarcrash.net has given her old board away to me! I was going to start with a small proboards forum, but I like xmb boards since you can do more with them and they look more professional. I hope to have it ready in the next couple days, so watch out for the link when I post it and hopefully I’ll see you there!

Categories: Random, Site Updates

Random Thoughts

April 10, 2010 Ashley Pariseau 3 comments

Just a fraction of some random thoughts that run through my head as of late.

Own your own happiness, and take responsibility for it. Don’t expect the world to cater to you and make you happy. You are the only one who can do that.

Cigarette smokers know how bad it is by now. There is no point in protesting about it to them any longer. They obviously don’t care, and that’s their choice.

Surround yourself only with people who support you.

Impatient people are narcissists. They believe their plans are more important than everyone else’s. If someone doesn’t give you their time of day, then don’t give them yours.

Some statements are better left unsaid, in case some asshole tries to throw it back in your face when you want to change your mind.

Hypocrites irritate me to the max.

Learn how to take constructive criticism, but don’t tolerate malicious criticism.

If you want something bad enough, you will find a way to get it, or die trying. I don’t give up if it’s something I want really bad. I don’t know how to give up.

Significant others often ask honesty out of their partner, which is good. But I believe that more importantly, one must first learn how to be honest with themselves.

Similarly, before you ask someone else to forgive you for your wrong doings, first learn how to forgive yourself.

I can’t wait to get back to school. I hated high school, but I love college. I don’t want to be stuck working some barely above minimum wage job my whole life, not that there’s anything wrong with that for the people who do choose that, but I can’t see myself doing that.

Feel, but also think. You can’t always let your emotions take the wheel, or else they will drive straight into a tree. I know this from experience.

Speaking of emotions, laugh at the man who cries about his girlfriend being too emotional. He should look in the mirror.

I absolutely believe in soul mates, but unfortunately not many people find them and I think this is because they settle for less.

Every woman needs to be familiar with this site. Then, feel free to use it to educate the men in your life when necessary.

In a way, I embrace when I have bad luck, when people are shitty to me, when I am hurt and angry…it makes good writing material.

I believe in fate, and in karma.

Nice guys finish FIRST to me.

Be who you are, say what you feel, and do what you want, because those who matter don’t mind and those who mind don’t matter.

Categories: Inspiration, Random

Sex and The City 2

December 30, 2009 Ashley Pariseau 1 comment

YAY I can’t wait! Me and Monica will be first  in line!

Categories: Random

Real Age & Life Expectancy

December 19, 2009 Ashley Pariseau 3 comments

I recently stumbled upon these online tests: Life Expectancy and Real Age.  Both sites are the same concept, you answer a bunch of questions about your health and lifestyle. The life expectancy test tells you what age you might be likely to die, based on your current answers and the Real Age test tells you what age your body thinks it is based on how you live. I just thought it was fun and interesting.

My Life Expectancy: Age 84

My Real Age: 25.8 (my actual age is 25.3)

Not too bad. I guess mine are good because I don’t smoke, rarely drink, and keep active.

Categories: Random

Personality Test

November 5, 2009 Ashley Pariseau Leave a comment

I just took the Meyers Briggs Type Indicator personality test and my result came out as type INTJ, which stands for “Introverted Intuitive Thinking Judging.” The test is broken down into sections.

1. Attitude: Introvert (I) or Extrovert (E)

2. Information – How you take in and interpret information: Sensing (S) or Intuition (N)

3. Decisions - how you make them: Thinking (T) or Feeling (F).

4. Structure: Judging (J) or Perceiving (P)

If you take the test, it will give you a series of those letters, and every combination of letters is a certain personality type.

After reading the description of on INTJ’s personality, I have found several statements of the type of be true of myself.

“When it comes to their own areas of expertise — and INTJs can have several — they will be able to tell you almost immediately whether or not they can help you, and if so, how. INTJs know what they know, and perhaps still more importantly, they know what they don’t know.”

“INTJs are usually extremely private people, and can often be naturally impassive as well, which makes them easy to misread and misunderstand.”

“INTJs enjoy developing unique solutions to complex problems.”

“The INTJ often comes off as shy and reserved, and gives the impression of never having an opinion, but this is a misunderstanding. They are often quiet most of the time, that is until they feel their views are being challenged, then they have a mouthful to say.”

“They value intelligence, knowledge, and competence, and typically have high standards in these regards, which they continuously strive to fulfill. To a somewhat lesser extent, they have similar expectations of others.”

“INTJs are natural leaders, although they usually choose to remain in the background until they see a real need to take over the lead.”
Source

The following statements, from here about INTJs I found to be funny, but also especially true.

Dealing With An INTJ

1. Be willing to back up your statements with facts – or at least some pretty sound reasoning.

2. Don’t expect them to respect you or your viewpoints just because you say so. INTJ respect must be earned.

3. Be willing to concede when you are wrong. The average INTJ respects the truth over being “right”. Withdraw your erroneous comment and admit your mistake and they will see you as a very reasonable person. Stick to erroneous comments and they will think you are an irrational idiot and treat everything you say as being questionable.

4. Try not to be repetitive. It annoys them.

5. Do not feed them a line of bull.

6. Expect debate. INTJs like to tear ideas apart and prove their worthiness. They will even argue a point they don’t actually support for the sake of argument.

7. Do not mistake the strength of your conviction with the strength of your argument. INTJs do not need to believe in a position to argue it or argue it well. Therefore, it will take more than fervor to sway them.

8. Do not be surprised at sarcasm.

9. Remember that INTJs believe in workable solutions. They are extremely open-minded to possibilities, but they will quickly discard any idea that is unfeasible. INTJ open-mindedness means that they are willing to have a go at an idea by trying to pull it apart. This horrifies people who expect oohs and ahhs and reverence. The ultimate INTJ insult to an idea is to ignore it, because that means it’s not even interesting enough to deconstruct.

This also means that they will not just accept any viewpoint that is presented to them. The bottom line is “Does it work?” – end discussion.

10. Do not expect INTJs to actually care about how you view them. They already know that they are arrogant bastards with a morbid sense of humor. Telling them the obvious accomplishes nothing.

Take the test and see what type you are.

Categories: Personal, Random

Cute Halloween Pets

October 27, 2009 Ashley Pariseau Leave a comment

I thought these were adorable!

Categories: Random